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In this, the first edition of Critical Analysis, I will be watching Meet the Spartans. Throughout the movie I will keep a log, which you can read below.

00:00:27 - Titles! Oh boy, I can’t wait
00:01:01 - Baby Shrek vomited on a prophet
00:02:32 - Leonidas got his nuts bit off
00:03:49 - A racist black penguin just defecated on Leonidas
00:05:23 - Boobs
00:06:49 - Child abuse
00:08:05 - Mouth to mouth male kissing, with Spartans
00:09:25 - Nike sweatshop
00:10:50 - Kicking down the well meme begins
00:11:12 - Down goes Britney Spears!
00:12:01 - K-Fed!
00:12:15 - Sanjaya!
00:13:01 - American Idol judges down
00:13:07 - Ryan Seacrest - Out!
00:13:26 - Kicking down the well meme ends